(Special shout-out to Margaret McCloskey, who came up with several of the less clever of these. Just kidding, Mag! You’re hilarious. Please stop drinking, we’re all concerned.)
10.) “I totally get what you’re saying in this poem.”
9.)”Your parents’ check just bounced.”
8.) “Pull-out is not an effective method of birth control.”
7.)”You know what I like best about you? Your earnesty and enthusiasm.”
6.) “Great outfit! I just saw another guy wearing the exact same thing! .”
5. ) “Oh my God. I know you!! Lindsay! Lindsay Miller?!!! Randolph High, right? You were prom queen!”
4.) “I saw you. In Times Square. On New Year’s.”
3.) “You look, like, so happy.”
2.) (looking at song on Ipod) “Mmm. I have the original.”
AND FINALLY….
1.) “I don’t really believe in bisexuality.”
(Image via nataliedee.com)
Q: how many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: yeah, I have that on vinyl.
Comment by nadarine — July 11, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
I also like this one:
Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: (eyeroll) Um, you don’t KNOW?
Comment by katastic — July 11, 2008 @ 6:15 pm