My friend Mag and I spend all day temping being the Oscar Wildes of gchat. As such, I’m going to start posting some of our conversations. Because I’m a lazy cow.
Mag and Kate on The Value of a Good Day’s Work
M: want to hear some irony? i actually have work to do today and it’s annoying me
K: haha
thats how i always feel about work
im like, how DARE you give me filing
M: but i wanted work yesterday
iv’e been so bored
i’m like… i’m useless
i’m like a wart on toad
or worse
K: warts on toads are at least decorative
M: well. i am pretty cute.
so i have that going for me
i’ll just sit at my desk and pose when i get bored
K:yeah if i had a mirror over my desk id be happy for hours
like a budgie
Sent at 2:03 PM on Friday
