Mag and Kate on the Irish National Temperament
K: do you ever fantasize about the perfect fight?
M: constantly
K: me too
oooohhh
M: the completely self-righteous argument is my holy grail
i’m always looking for it in vain
i’m not worthy
i must purify myself before i can find it
K: I KNOW I KNOW
oh god mag
M: i mean, i ACT self righteous in a fight
but i know, deep down, i’m not
K: only you know how i feel
im like, damn it, i have to be so good for a year beforehand
so i can just CRUSH the offender in a fight
but i can never manage to be that good
oh mag
only you understand
everyone else would think i was a machiavellian serial killer
M: no no no no
you’re as normal as me
K: that bad, huh?
M: shut up cowfucker
